I am pee shy

It's true. I have a problem using the bathroom in front of my co-workers. I do. It's not my fault, but it's just really, really weird.

I mean, you're sitting there, and you're just about to finish up when someone else walks in, and you hear a high-pitched ploopy sound, and then, you hold your breath, and try to flush really quickly.

Just as you're about to dry your hands, you see - coming out of the stall, the girl from reception. Then the next thing you know is, they are yelling at you - saying something about how it's "not appropriate for a man to take a dump in the ladies room" - or something like that...

So yeah, I don't use the bathroom at work anymore.